so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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