The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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