I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Just pee around me
The feeling are messing with the penis
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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