Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
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