Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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