Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
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