Soap is not a condiment
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I just found a bag of teeth...
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
Randomize
