Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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