i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
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