I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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