yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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