There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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