the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
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