considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
There was a lot of him and a little penis
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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