Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
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Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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