ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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