So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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