butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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