I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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