There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
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