Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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