Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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