Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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