; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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