He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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