Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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