Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
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