but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
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