Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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