We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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