if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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