Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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