: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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