Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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