I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Randomize
