U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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