With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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