Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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