but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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