Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I wish you could order shots online.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
Randomize
