We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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