Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
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