Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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