Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
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