Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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