Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
im on a boat
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