see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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