Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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