he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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