1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
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