Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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