I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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