I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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