I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
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