They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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