problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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